Lady Boner Killers

Lady Boner Killers

The person who wrote this listed her top ten 'turn offs':

1. Poor spelling and grammar - shows that one hasn't picked up a book in donkey's years (and probably can't read the menu either);
2. Ed Hardy and Fake Tattoo t-shirts - apparently makes this woman think this guy is desperate (and not 'bad ass') :)
3. The bathroom selfie - Desperate with a capital 'D'
4. Text messages like RU 4 ? rather than the full spelling
5. Shaved everything - this woman likens it to chicken flesh
6. Someone whose place looks like a 'frat house' i.e. untidy
7. Being rude to the server/waiter/waitress
8. Being obsessed with being in therapy - apparently, it spells 'broken'
9. Brown teeth - I'm with her on this one (Desperate Dan, please take note)
10. Bad kissing - that really says it all

My own top 10 lady boner killers (ie turn offs) would be:

1. Kepper jeans or any 'home boy' fashions;
2. Being bossy - no, you are not my Dad, my Grandfather, my boss, my Uncle, you are *just* my boyfriend (or maybe not even that); be assertive if something is bothering you, give me a chance to correct it, and then let it go; don't nitpick;
3. Being very critical - if you are like that as a friend, then I can imagine how much worse you would be if you were more than that;
4. Being that random guy that tries to hit on me when you don't even know me;
5. Pretending you share my taste in music when you don't; if you don't like everything I like, that's fine, just don't bullshit me :/
6. Being *desperate* i.e. clingy, needy, disrespecting my boundaries, privacy, time;
7. Being bitchy or gossipy (if you talk about others in a horrid way, even when you are not angry, then chances are you'll probably do it to me)
8. Being passive agressive or inconsiderate  - one of those big deal breakers which screams out 'I can do whatever I like, but you still have to cut me some slack'
9. Being aggressive and or a bully (pretty much self explanatory);
10. Halitosis (bad breath) and other body odours.

Any way, guys I don't want to sound like I'm being picky, but these just happen to be the biggest turnoffs IMHO :/

cheers,
Night Owl